Where Does Jesus Fit In With This “Soft Life” Nonsense?

Just like the born again Christian, women are expecting men to provide them with a chance to start over in adulthood and right the wrongs of their lives through marriage.

Go ahead and cry, little girl
Nobody does it like you do
I know how much it matters to you
I know that you got daddy issues
And if you were my little girl
I'd do whatever I could do
I'd run away and hide with you
I know that you got daddy issues

Daddy Issues, The Neighborhood

If it wasn’t for TikTok I wouldn’t have discovered so many impressionable, barely-adult…