When Your Life Is One Continuous Orgasm

Way too many people are addicted to chasing orgasms through intercourse because their lives are so dull and void of any excitement, beauty, connection, and sensuality.

For the past few days I’ve been reflecting on my nonexistent love life and the lack of sex involved in it. After breaking up with the very last boyfriend I’ve ever had a few years ago I decided that it was the perfect time to finally recalibrate my life through celibacy.

What was supposed to be one year of no dick turned out to be many. And if I can be h…