The Other Half Of The Money Spell No One Wants To Discuss

When value is apparent money follows. I mean, why don’t more people understand this shit? Instead, everyone thinks they’re owed something because they filed a damn LLC with their state!

I have a slogan for my ability to predict bad things that will happen. Here it goes:

“I hate being right.”

I had to repeat my slogan to my friend after she received the birthday gift I sent to her address in the mail, a custom-made outdoor house mat that reads, “A Powerful Witch Lives Here.”

We usually exchange gift cards for each other’s birthdays, but th…