The One Lesson Every Witch Can Learn From Beyoncé’s Tour

We are in the middle of a goddamn recession, and a woman who has been told repeatedly since childhood that she will never make it is cashing out with no apology!

Beyoncé, a woman who clearly needs no introduction, has an upcoming series of appearances and entertainment called the Renaissance World Tour, and tickets are being preordered now. Fans are complaining about the astronomical prices, and yet they are also wondering if the woman with more influence than Jesus is coming to their city. Talk about effective …