"My Petty Drama Brings All The Bum Bitches To The Yard!" Ladies, Plug Up This Energetic Leak ASAP!

Getting emotionally tangled in the bullshit your grown-ass friends and family members find themselves in is not your responsibility. Stay out of the yards, or the lives, of others!

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I can teach you, but I have to charge

Milkshake, Kelis

One uncomfortable truth that I am being forced to accept is that everyone is where they are in life for a reason. Some reasons are entirely natural like getting on Father Time’s good si…