Forever 21? I Think Not!

Instead of panicking and trauma bonding with women over something so silly like a changing hair color, I choose to celebrate. Newsflash: Forever 21 is a store, not a woman.

When I celebrated my birthday a few short years ago my father made a remark about my age, a remark which caused me to realize that with each passing year the inevitable was unfolding:

I was inching fu…