Calories In/Calories Out, Vegan Diets, And Other Rigid, Masculine Attempts At Shrinking The Feminine Body

Your body loves you enough to sabotage your weight loss goals! Your body looks the way it does for reasons that have absolutely nothing to do with counting calories or willpower.

“He must be on that new diet: Slim Slow.”

Reggie the comedian, Nutty Professor

Late last night I was looking up a recipe that called for tahini sauce and one of the suggested websites was a forum for r…